TeenagersThey’re gonna clean up your plate With a knife and a fork To make a good person out of you Because you sleep with a sheep Everyday of the week Nobody wants to see all the things that you doTeenagers
Because the haggis never works They’re gonna give you a smirk ‘Cause they’ve got methods of keeping you hungry They’re gonna take all your sheep And mess with your sleep They’ll be a cog in your Haggis Machine
They say all teenagers scare the living shit out of him They could care less as long as he’s gonna teach So keep on a
I Won't Eat YouWell when you go Don’t ever think I’ll make you try to stay But baby when you get back I’ll be off to find another herdI Won't Eat You
And after all the sheep that you have owned You’re still a good for nothing whore So take your jumper and get out Better get out, while you can
When you go
And would you even turn to say I won’t eat you Like I did to that sheep yesterday
Sometimes I cry so hard from seeing So sick and tired of all your needless eating But baby when we attack you Down and out That’s where you ough
The Haggis ParadeWhen I was a young boy My mother took me to a sheep farm To show me how to make haggis She said “Son when you grow up Will you make this haggis like I showed you? And join The Haggis Parade”The Haggis Parade
Baaa Baaa Baaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaaa Baaa
Baaaaaaaa Baaa
When I was a young boy My mother took me to a sheep farm To show me how to make haggis She said “Son when you grow up Will you make this haggis like I showed you? And join The Haggis Parade”
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- She walks--the lady of my delight-- A sheperdess of sheep. Her flocks are thoughts. She keeps them white; She guards them from the steep. She feeds them on the fragrant height, And folds them in for sleep. -- Alice Meynell
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H-A-G to the G to the I to S, yum yum yum, can't handle it, can't handle it, damn that food its SCANDALOUS...
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most call me rebel
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H-A-G to the G to the I to S, yum yum yum, can't handle it, can't handle it, damn that food its SCANDALOUS...
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